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		<description><![CDATA[楼主：  在网上无意听到一首叫加州招待所的英文歌，感觉不错，但我听的这个版本是64K的MP3，我想找音质更好一些的听。不知为什么在网上搜不到，看来是比较冷门的，不过真的很好听。  如果没有记错，应该是神雕乐队唱的 &#8230;

回复1： &#34;Hotel California&#34; 是 Eagles的歌，1977年同名专辑中的.　　  招待所&#8230;&#8230;

回复2： 看来楼主一定也会喜欢《斯卡布罗菜市场》《昨天啊再来一次吧》等经典老歌

回复3： 还有《曰汝曰吾》这首经典情歌

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